My first visit to the Doctor…….
Ok. Obviously some Doctors are not in the weight loss arena.
I FINALLY get into my Dr’s office today (74 days after I began the program on 9/8 )
My normal Dr. (Dr. O. I have been seeing him for 12 years – Kaiser) is on some seminar teaching thing, so I get the reputable Dr. J. (Never met her – though she was very nice but firm).
Go for the weigh in, what a bummer, my scale is off. Instead of 62# gone, now I am at
S-E-V-E-N-T-Y pounds gone… Hate it when that happens… Did I say bummer?
The nurse that checks you in brings me in the room… I instantly adjust the scale to what I think it should be (as she is watching) I adjust it before I actually stand on it, secretly hoping it might be a little less… I adjust it to 272… (hoping) I get on… slide-slide-slide… 267!!! (337-267=70) Say it with me S-E-V-E-N-T-Y!!!
Anyway, she is now extremely interested in WHAT I have done… Medifast!! She instantly changes the subject to herself and her sister who are both overweight, and both who have had gastric bypass surgery (I was yawning at this point – this was MY visit, I did not come in for a Nurses family regaling) and who had both gained back a substantial amount of weight. She gave me the proverbial thumbs up, and said she was proud of me. Asked me where I got it (Nancy – you owe me for this) I did not tell her where I actually got it from, but told her makemethinner.com. Explained about our forum and all the wonderful things on there (Nancy I expect a kick back here – I was PIMPING your site like no ones business) She could not write out the site address fast enough…
So the Dr. finally comes in. I had to re-hash all over again what Medifast was. I even printed out a content/ingredient list of the Medifast 70 (also again from Nancy’s site) for her… She read it.
She did some poking prodding, felt my stomach, blood pressure ended up at 110/60 – PERFECT she said. (I did not have to bend over, or turn and cough if you were wondering)
YOUR LOOSING TOO FAST – YOUR NOT TAKING ENOUGH CALORIES – 500 IS NOT ENOUGH – I WANT YOU ON 1000 OR MORE – YOUR BODY IS NOT MADE FOR THIS TYPE OF WEIGHT LOSS!!!
Hold the phone…!!!
Here is my conversation best I can remember: (took place about noon today)
Me: Why is it not healthy?
Dr.: Just isn’t – your loosing too fast.
Me: Is this your opinion as a Dr., or as a person?
Dr.: What’s the difference, I am a Dr. in and out of the office.
Me: But I am loosing rapidly, feel 110% and am healthier than I have ever been, I have more energy than ever, things are great, I cannot sleep due to the energy level. This is wonderful.
Dr.: Your loosing too fast.
Me: Why?
Dr.: Don’t know, lets run a blood test.
(I go to the lab - ½ hour later back in the room)
Dr.: OK, lets see the results… Hmmm.. white/red count perfect, potassium perfect… perfect, perfect, perfect she says.
Me: (secretly laughing inside) Why is this not good for me?
Dr.: Your loosing too fast for your body, the body is not made this way.
Me: Why?
Dr.: I don’t know, it can not be good for you to loose this fast.
Me: Wait, my test results are 100%!!
(my full panel analysis was not doable at this time – but they did the basics)
Dr.: Ok let’s check your blood pressure.
Me: You already did.
Dr.: Yes, but you have moved around, lay down (takes pressure) 110/60 – Good! Great!
Dr.: Stand up! (takes it again) 115/60 See its higher!
(now I am really laughing)
Me: Ok, what’s the difference 110/60 vs.115/60?
Dr.: Expended energy.
Me: So what does this mean?
Dr.: Your loosing too fast, I want you to drink 10 shakes, just double up to 1000 calories p/day.
Me: Dr, you know I am not going to do this, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, I have less than a month to go before my goal (what ever that is).
Dr.: I know, but I needed to tell you my thoughts.
Me: Why am I loosing too fast?
Dr.: Have a nice day Mike, we will call if there is anything odd in your tests.
I left.
(laughed all the way to my truck)
So…… I better go off the program, I am loosing too fast “NOT”
-Mike