The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

[ladyhawke]

I was sitting in church Sunday and in his sermon I thought the priest mentioned chocolate hazelnut!
I immediately thought of my MB with the choc shake and Davinci hazelnut syrup, I love that combo.

Reminded me of Jeff Foxworthy's show, "You might be a redneck if"
Anyway I'll go first.

You might be a Medifaster if:
Your grocery shopping consists of a jar of pickles, gallons of water, FF sour cream, salsa and Davinci syrup.

You might be a Medifaster if:
You are constantly trying to find little containers to prepare your soup ahead of time in the fridge.

You might be a Medifaster if:
Now your lunch bag going to work consists of little white packages, a soup spoon and a a shaker jar. Instead of a big sandwich, chips and dessert.

You might be a Medifaster if:
Wherever you go you plan it so you can get to a decent bathroom.

You might be a Medifaster if:
Your kitchen counter displays a MB and about 6 bottles of DV syrup.

You might be a Medifaster if:
You feel better and have more energy and your blood pressure goes down.

You might be a Medifaster if:
After about 10 days you are really seeing a diffference and can't believe your good luck in discovering it and this board.

[Jan]

This is great

You might be a medifaster if
You're seen at the local coffee shop with a little foil wrapped bar instead of a calorific goodie


You might be a Medifaster if
When you go out to dinner you always ask for a double portion of green beans rather than a potato or corn.

Thanks for the great post
jan

[dlr2424]

You might be a Medifaster if:
Your sitting behind your computor......... .......every Roll Call........
........... .......cheering on all your favorite LOSERS...... .....(this is the only time it is good to be a loser)

You might be a Medifaster if:
Your found checking out property in THINNIEVILLE...... ......

You might be a Medifaster if:
You have totally connected and formed an everlasting bond to so many forum friends......... ........

Donna.......dlr2424

[24KaratGold]

You might be a Medifaster if you've given away all of your clothes to the Goodwill!

You might be a Medifaster if you have to try on different sizes at the department store to find out what size you are.

You might be a Medifaster if Lane Bryant is sending you cards saying "Come home, all is forgiven."

You might be a Medifaster if you keep looking at yourself in the mirror thinking "am I really that skinny now??"

You might be a Medifaster if people's jaws drop when they see you for the first time in months.

You might be a Medifaster if you're on a first name basis with the FedEx delivery guy.

You might be a Medifaster if you really believe, for the first time in your life, that you CAN be at a normal weight.

And you are definitely a Medifaster if you can jump on the scale and say "this is fun!"

[ladyhawke]

Thanks ladies these are great observations also,

You might be a MF'r if:
You are drinking enough water to sink a battleship.

You might be a MF'r if:
Your big ol' bubble-butt is starting to deflate.

You might be a MF'r if:
Instead of stopping for lunch somewhere you can't wait to run home to your soup and crackers or bar or shake or whatever saves you.

You might be a MF'r if:
You have 3 small saucepans that you rotate to simmer the soups, they are always in use, 1 in the fridge, 1 in the dishwasher and 1 on the stove.

[martha]

Hi guys those were sooo cute..

You might be a medifaster if:
When you put your plate on your old tray holder(your stomach) and it falls to the floor

You might be a medifaster if:
your spouse has to shake the sheets to find you for a change.


We could write a book of these and maybe be millionaires like Jeff --Martha

[ladyhawke]

Hi Martha, when Jeff Foxworthy started I couldn't believe how clever he was.

[Lady Bug]

Hi everyone:

You guys are far too clever.

Let me see if I can add one.

You might be a MF'r if ........when you wake in the mornings you can't wait to weigh in but know you have to pee first!!

Keep them coming........it's a hoot.

,
Evie

[joysea]

You might be a MF'r if ...

you automatically assume everyone has heard of Medifast...it is just a natural assumption...instead of having to hear "huh?, what's that?"

or

You might be a MF'r if...

everywhere you go, a Medifast packet tags along!

Joyce

[mytime]

You might be a MF'r if you .....

spend your lunch hour shopping for new clothes instead of new resturants.

can't wait to get on the scale!!!!

have a Magic Bullett on you counter, in your car, at your office.

think of the phrase quick and dirty when shaking your shakes by hand.

can see your feet again and realize you missed them.

know every spice in your cabinet.

actually drink the water you bring with you.

can't wait to try on old clothes and see old friends.

shake your head when you think of all of the calories you counted.

smile at emoticons and feel grateful everyday that you no longer spend every free moment thinking about what you might have for your next meal.

think dessert means a shake with a shot of SF syrup or a bar

Just a lot of fun thanks , Mytime

[martha]

Hi everyone-- these are getting better by the minute..
Mytime--Love the one about missing your feet and the one about putting on old clothes to see old friends--Yeah their reactions are funny --Keep the ball going and we will have to put them all on 1 page to hang around the house when we need a lift-- --Martha

You might be a medifaster if:
you're talking about being light as a feather and it isn't about a biscuit!!

You might be a medifaster if:
You could write a book about 2000 ways to cook chicken

Have a great week..martha

[ladyhawke]

You know you're a MF'r if:

You have never in your life been so happy to see a pickle.

and

You know you're a MF'r if:
You pick the biggest one out of the jar!

I love the spicy ones.

[AlexisClaire]

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MEDIFASTER IS:

If everyone you visit says "OH my gosh! You look awesome!"

[martha]

Love this thread-- find myself trying to think of things to put on here..so here goes another one

You might be a Medifaster if--
You can finally tell the front from the back of your new drawers


You might be a Medifaster if--
Your chin is finally smaller than your belly--

You might be a Medifaster if--
Before you ever eat anything you wonder about the calorie,fat and carb contents

You might be a Merdifaster if--
You pass a mirror and stop to look at yourself instead of running pass it

I love this thread--Martha

[ladyhawke]

Thanks cutie

You might be a Medifaster if--

You know what happens if you O'D on sugar-free hard candy!