Good morning,
After looking @ your schedule I thought I'd jump on in and try to help. How about this:
5 PM shake (or ready to drink mfasts)
8 PM shake
Midnight (lunch) pre-made soup and crackers or lean and green
3-4 AM shake
7-8 AM bar
10 AM shake
10 AM to 5 PM Bedtime? Does this seem realistic? I always like to prepare my soups ahead of time and keep them in a cooler/lunch bag so they're ready to pop in the micro. @ lunch time.
You could also consider doing a full fast and eliminating the need for the 10 AM meal which would mean having a shake instead of the lean and green @ midnight, or your "lunch" time. Just a thought. it would also mean an earlier bed time...
The trick will be trying to manage those days off if and when you transition from a PM eating schedule to an AM schedule. What have you done in the past? Have you been able to eat consistently while juggling between the two?
And another crazy thought. What about trying to grab a mfast meal/shake while walking to the bathroom? I know it sounds a bit crazy--way beyond the concept of multi-tasking!!! I know it's not always realistic @ the workplace to take a real break and eat, but hey, we all gotta go--to the bathroom that is! I have been known to grab a quick bathroom break, and slug down my shake--
while walking briskly to the restroom. It's not glamorous, and it's not ideal, but it's sure worked in a pinch. I believe I've been known to slurp down a 12 oz. shake and make it to and from the restroom in less than 2 minutes!!!. You know, an employer may grumble about too many pit stops to eat, but hey, it's understandable when nature calls!
I hope this helps @ least a little. I admit, I don't have this type of schedule, but I do work and struggle with how to "fit it all in" like many other fellow mfasters. I wish you well. Good luck and please share your successes with us.
Have a great day.
Diet Diva