Day 72
Sunday June 25...we are 4 days into summer and I feel like the end is almost near. By the time I get into speedo shape I will be getting my snow blower ready for winter. Oh well...maybe next year will the be the year of the speedo. Some how I doubt the Chinese will incorporate that into their calendar!
Let me spend a few minutes talking about why I am going through this metamorphisis....Many people view this pretty selfishly and treat it as a "me" diet. To be honest...this isn't about me...oh sure was I too fat...yep I used the "F" word ...I'll save the big "O" for later. (talking F's and O's makes me want to send the kids off to grandma's overnight
) Did I have trouble walking upstairs, tying my shoes, fitting into something other than XXXL? Yep...I sure did...but I was still happy. Sure I knew all the self deprecating jokes...But that was me...the big gregarious guy who always had a joke or a story. I made a comment in another thread that I can't get any sexier than I am today....I believe that...cause when the lights are low and the kids are at grandma's and Barry White is coming through the speakers....it's not about the scale at that point. Kind of the old adage that size doesn't matter...just with a different spin to it.
So who am I doing this for you ask?...it's not a puzzle. It's my family, I knew that at the rate I was going I would hit morbid obesity (there's the big "O") by the time I was 50. I am 41 and I have a 4 year old...I need to be in some semblence of shape if I want to do all the Dad things with him when he hit's his teen years, which should be coming sometime around the middle of next week. I am doing it for my wife...I waited a long time to get married. I just celebrated my 6th wedding anniversary. I would really like to see 16, 26, and drugs willing 36. But I know that in order to do that weighing in close to a baby elephant isn't going to get me to a ripe old age where I can enjoy the benefits of viagara.
So there it is folks...my reason for taking this little trip. I am focused, determined and trying to do what I can do to get down to a weight that is healthy. And oh by the way screw the BMI calculator. I have a full length mirror that will let me know when I get to the weight I am comfortable with...cause I am truly big-boned and proud of it!
Random Thoughts
My 4 year old would make a good 3rd world dictator.
To the person working the electronics department at Wal-mart that didn't want to walk the video game up to the refund desk for an exchange. You needed the exercise buddy so you shouldn't have complained.
When ordering in the restaurant it is best to let them know up front that you are going to be a little picky...I seem to have better luck in service that way.
When my sons are sick they are wuss's when the DW is around. When it is dad telling them to suck it up a little they are tough as nails....funny how that works.
I finished the week losing 3.5 lbs
Which means.....
My muffin tops are shrinking...
Hasta La Vista Baby!