DING!
I placed my TSFL order tonight... soon I will have a gigantic cardboard box waiting for me on my porch - by Friday I hope!
The tale of The Geek: (the clueless Geek that is)
I had to scout around to find a mostly-free fax service on the Internet because I found tonight that once you go cable-phone-service (ie Vonage), your old 56K data/fax modem has no Ma Bell telephone hook-up to the outside world - DUH - and will not function.
I was too impatient to wait to bring my print-out with me into work Tuesday so... voila... through the magic of Google, I found a cheap deal with a $1 credit towards free faxing, which I used 36 cents of, heh!
WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO I am going to be DROPPING POUNDS SOON! Party!
And now... for your evening enjoyment... I have composed a little song for you!
The Medifast Song
(sung to the tune of "Home on the Range")
Oh, give me a home, where the Ready-to-Drink roam,
Where the Bars and the Icy Shakes play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the scales are not cursed all day.
Chorus:
Home, home on the range,
Where the Bars and the Icy Shakes play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the scales are not cursed all day.
2nd Verse:
Where the mix is so pure, the support so free,
The Advisors so balmy and light,
That I would not exchange my Jar on the counter
For all the pizzas at night.
Chorus
3rd Verse:
Oh, give me a land where the boxes of 'Fast
Flow leisurely down the stream;
Where the graceful Leopard goes gliding along
Like a maid in a heavenly dream.
Chorus
4th Verse:
The pudge was pressed from this part of the waist,
It's likely no more to return
To the tops of your thighs where seldom if ever
The forbidden plates do burn.
Chorus
5th Verse:
How often at night when the foodie ads are bright
With the light of the taunting buffet flashes,
Have I stood here amazed and asked as I gazed
If their glory exceeds that of our weekly weigh-in bashes.
Chorus
6th Verse:
Oh, I love these wild Posters in this dear land of ours;
The Roll-Call I love to hear yell;
And I love the white French Vanilla and the Dutch Chocolate too
That fill up our stomachs so well.
Chorus
7th Verse:
Then I would not exchange my home on the range,
Where the Bars and the Icy Shakes play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the scales are not cursed all day.
Saddle up, Pardner!