Tiolazz ~
Hunny, you had two babies with no anesthesia (You're some kinda woman!); ya lived to tell about Dr. E. Vil Demento, you can do anything!
You just keep mixing and hoisting those shakes and in no time at all, you’ll be entering ONEderland like Serendipity just did and life will be good.
Just don’t be crunching any ice cubes on that side ‘til you’re all healed up…
P.S. You must have kept your legs crossed very tightly to stay in the chair for that long. Didja have a catheter?