I am sure all you old M/Fasters would know not to do this but for us newbies there is much wisdom yet to be learned!
Scene - a visit to the countryside to see an ancient Chinese town - a mere 2,500 years old and once a staging point on the Southern Silk Route.
The Actors: - Moi, and my wife.
Act 1: - Find thermos flask at home suitable to hold boiling water which may be used to make my yummy scrumptious Tomato Soup programed for my 4pm meal. Success! Found a nice looking stainloess steel one my FIL used to hold his green tea. Fill it up with boiling water.
Put in plastic bag, sit bag on wifes seat in car. Wait till wife gets in. She wonders why boliing hot water is making her cute behind wet. Heavily criticises me for many misdemeanours - past present and future - adopts severe look in her eye - hopes I make no more mistakes.
Act 2: 4pm arrives - hurrah! Time for yummy, scrumptious, delicious Tomato Soup. Watching everyone tuck into various local delicacies - steamed pumkin bread, barbeque skewers of delicious meat, little fried treats from sidewalk stalls - all mouth watering goodies.
But yes! Won't Power is high - I am looking forward to Tomato Soup.
Open lid - half the water remains. The remaining half is stone cold. Aha - Thermos is not only leaking it is not working. Mix soup forlornly in cold water. Shake Thermos to 'distribute' contents. Splash myself on clean shirt through leaking Thermos. Wife laughs. Open Thermos - drink lumpy, cold, disgusting, horrible, somewhat red looking liquid which is my meal.
End: Man seen sobbing into handkerchief in car park of far away ancient village in Middle of China - local constabularly wonder if said man should be led away to a quiet mattress lined room for 'rest and relaxation'
And that ends our little playlet for today.
(And yes, I really thought my L & G last night was pretty good!!)
Kind regards
Gavin