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junglejane · by **junglejane** » April 15th, 2005, 9:33 am

There should be a warning lable with medifast that states: Warning! Second-hand effects on signifigant other may cause groping hands, big smiles, and increased amorous desires. The results of these effects may cause sleepless nights and continuous hand slapping in public to the user.

Gotta love this kind of side effect! Thank goodness for b.c., I already have four children! :shock:

Feeling more Jungle-like every day!!!!!! :mrgreen:

doglover · by **doglover** » April 15th, 2005, 10:00 am

Too funny Jungle Jane! You are becoming a hottie momma!
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dlr2424 · by **dlr2424** » April 15th, 2005, 10:20 am

Ohh Jane ...not only are you reaping the rewards....Tarzan is as well...

...

...what's a guy to do... :?:

....He can't control his jungle behavoir....But as my friend Dean told me ....... :secret:

....you can burn alot of calories playing in the jungle..... :whistle:

Donna...dlr2424

Dean0408 · by **Dean0408** » April 15th, 2005, 11:20 am

dlr2424 wrote:..But as my friend Dean told me ....... ....you can burn alot of calories playing in the jungle.....

Donna...dlr2424

Yes indeed!!! :kool:

Dean

DonicaB · by **DonicaB** » April 15th, 2005, 11:41 am

Junglejane ~ I have been noticing some of those same second-hand side effects at my house.

:oops:

I........kinda..........lllllllike...........it!! :oops:

DonicaB

bikipatra · by **bikipatra** » April 15th, 2005, 11:56 am

my husband is laying it on a BIT thick. He reached over the other night to my waist and thought he was smooth! He said 'Oh you are so thin!" Nice try! I told him to do that again when I was UNDER 200 pounds. Might be a little more credible...

doglover · by **doglover** » April 15th, 2005, 12:20 pm

SO!!! A light bulb just went off in my head!!! When my DH tells me he wants to feel the progress of my hip bones sticking out, he really has alterior motives???????

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dlr2424 · by **dlr2424** » April 15th, 2005, 12:52 pm

D....now that's a smooth move... :thumbup:

....something I would fall prey to....way to go DH....... :grin:

...clever one.......my DH as health challenged as he is it has never effected that department... :no:

....even on his dying bed awaiting his transplant he managed to find the energy or desires.....he tells me it helps his health condition..... :hmmm:

...

....I have to admire his perseverence.... :bouncie:

Donna...dlr2424

Dean0408 · by **Dean0408** » April 15th, 2005, 1:17 pm

dlr2424 wrote:D....now that's a smooth move... ....something I would fall prey to....way to go DH....... ...clever one.......my DH as health challenged as he is it has never effected that department... ....even on his dying bed awaiting his transplant he managed to find the energy or desires.....he tells me it helps his health condition..... ... ....I have to admire his perseverence....
Donna...dlr2424

Hey!........This could be a financial windfall for you and your hubby Donna. Based on your post, you can just tell your accountant how many times you and hubby had sex last year and he can show it as a medical expense to be used as a deduction on your income tax!!

Hmmmmmm..........it may even pay for that new "Rock" you talked about in one of your other posts.

Dean

LilMsTexas · by **LilMsTexas** » April 15th, 2005, 5:27 pm

It is soooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious that this post showed up today of all days :lol:

My DH has been gone all week TDY back to Texas of all places..............and well... he got home at 3 this morning. I of course had to go to work this morning

But..........I slipped home for an extended "lunch" with him today and he hadn't seen me in a week..........and well.............IT WAS AWESOME!! :smoke:

If I hadn't quit smoking 2 years ago I could have REALLY enjoyed one today :shock:

My husband was saying "MAN I CAN REALLY TELL YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT!!"

And ya know friends........it's been a really long time since I've actually enjoyed his GROPING :shock:

Oh............and it didn't hurt that I bought 3 new pairs of panties and matching bras today! Can you tell I totally blew off work today? I am no where NEAR goal, but I had lost enough that my granny panties were bloomers and bunchin' up in my pants and JCPenney was having a HUGE sale today! Anyway.......off topic.........but it was nice to have my pretty pink panties and pink bra to show off before I THREW THEM ON THE FLOOR :hide:

I didn't even care that my belly still bulges......because AT LEAST IT'S SMALLER :yes:

I feel pretty today

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!!

Christi

dlr2424 · by **dlr2424** » April 15th, 2005, 7:59 pm

Dean0408 wrote: Hey!........This could be a financial windfall for you and your hubby Donna. Based on your post, you can just tell your accountant how many times you and hubby had sex last year and he can show it as a medical expense to be used as a deduction on your income tax!!

Hmmmmmm..........it may even pay for that new "Rock" you talked about in one of your other posts.

Dean

Now Dean.......I hate to admit it......but a tax write-off...... :hmmm:

.... that would be a motivator for me...... :yay:

....I could be pleasing the both of us while putting money in the bank..... :bouncie:

....love to multitask.....

Donna...dlr2424

doglover · by **doglover** » April 16th, 2005, 5:37 am

Hey Christi! Awesome for your and the DH!!! When I graduated from college I said that I would never be in yucky underoos again! I vowed to always wear something pretty under my clothes and I always have! Even after I was ill and ballooned up to somewhere near 190 for a brief time - I always had a victoria secret under there!

Good for you - these are the little bonuses that give us more motivation every day! I am so excited to be getting a chest small enough that I can get away w/ NO BRA some days for just running around!

Have a great weekend w/ the hubby!
D

bikipatra · by **bikipatra** » April 17th, 2005, 2:10 am

You guys are so lucky to have affectionate husbands. I cannot remember the last time my husband kissed or even hugged me. He kind of ignores me. Usually I have to ask him the same question 2 or 3 times before he answers me.

Principessa · by **Principessa** » April 18th, 2005, 8:01 am

This thread is just TOO funny! I'll see my fiance for the first time since Christmas when I'm almost 6 weeks into the plan. And I've been thinkin'... that sure will count towards adding in the exercise!
Donna - definitely do consider the tax write off!

Reading old posts I ran across another WARNING label that Lois added after people commented about their clothes falling off!
Here's hers:

"WARNING: continued use of this product may result in CLOTHING LOSS and INDECENT EXPOSURE!"

Ha, ha! Can't wait to start experiencing some of these side effects!

24KaratGold · by **24KaratGold** » April 24th, 2005, 2:10 pm

I think yet another WARNING label could be useful: "WARNING! MF will destroy your current wardrobe! You will be required to spend lots of money on new clothes!"

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There should be a warning label ; )

There should be a warning label ; )

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