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[JeepGirl]

There is not a woman alive today who won't appreciate this one!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area'
to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to
my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the
doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning,
cooking, etc.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here
by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Oops!

[Emmasmom]

LOL Girl that was way too funny, even my husband was laughing! thanks for the laugh girl!

[Sojourner]

LOL Reginia, that's soooooooo funny!
I actually heard this several years ago on the radio...it's supposedly a true story and won its teller 2nd prize in some sort of "most embarrasing moment" contest. I cannot imagine what took 1st prize!!! I told this story to a roomful of female co-workers during a baby shower at work and from that point forward we always called going to the gyno "Glitter Day." Thanks for the reminder of this funny funny story!

[kendra_m]

LOL Ohmygosh thats tooo funny!!

[alohacate]

I had a similiar experience several years ago. I was on the table "in the position" and the doc asked me "Do you want me to remove this for you?", I gasped thinking I had some un-natural growth going on down there. As I made eye contact with my OBGYN she said (as she quickly peeled something off my butt), "You have a Sponge Bob sticker on your bum".