The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

[Unca_Tim]

I think she's referring to the 60 minutes guy....

[Dean0408]

I think she's referring to the 60 minutes guy....

Now THAT was a good one........hehe.

Dean

[Nancy]

That 60 Minutes Guy could drop 40 pounds just by trimming his eyebrows...

[Dean0408]

There ya go Nancy!! A new product idea.........

"The Medi-Trimmer".....For those weighed down by pounds of unwanted hair....... Using the Medi-Trimmer each morning can knock off anywhere from 1 - 15 pounds of unwanted weight. (weight loss on first day of use will be higher than the subsequent average weight loss)

Order today........and recieve a coupon for a 30% discount on the Medi-Trimmer lawn conversion kit. This kit contains four wheels, a handle and a 100' extension cord along with all necessary hardware.

Tired of buying products that have only one function? Tired of feeling cheated because of products that can only be used on an infrequent basis?

Then the new Medi-Trimmer is for you! Use it on yourself........then use it in the yard. After mowing the grass with the full Lawn Conversion Kit attached to the Medi-Trimmer, simply remove the wheels, lower the expandable lawn mower type handle..........and MAGICALLY........it becomes a HEDGE TRIMMER!!

Act now!.........Cusomers who purchase both the Medi-Trimmer AND the Lawn Conversion Kit will be first on the list to have the opportunity to purchase the MEDI-TRIMMER SNOW BLOWER CONVERSION KIT when it becomes available in October, 2006.

(Note: the Medi-Trimmer Toenail Clipper attachment is no long available. Caution must be used when using the Medi-Trimmer to trim nose hairs. See Package Instructions for details and other safety precautions.)


DISCLAIMER: THE ABOVE PRODUCT DESCRIPTION IS A JOKE.........THE PRODUCT DOES NOT AND WILL NOT EXIST. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ORDER THIS PRODUCT.

Dean

[want2Bthin]

Dean-

Hilarious!!!!

Angelia

[Dean0408]

Thanks Angelia!!

Dean

[LilMsTexas]

ahem....Oh Deaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn...........You're supposed to be on the maintenance forum to map out your plan dear. I hate to repeat myself, but it will be IMPOSSIBLE for me to cheat off your maintenance plan if you don't map one out for me I know you have this "wedding thing" you're dealing with...but let's get back to the task at hand here shall we? hehe just kidding of course.

Sorry I haven't been around much on the forum. I've been reading but I've barely had enough time to do that. I'm swamped at work. There is a change for me at work that will be happening and I wasn't expecting it. I'm VERY excited about it. I'll write it all out later. Reporting week is truly exhausting for me. I'm gonna go lay down and watch American Idol and drift off to sleep.

Talk to you guys later,
Christi

[Nancy]

Loved it, Dean-oh! especially the Medi-nose hair trimmer.

I'd like to fire it up and use it on some hairy stalactites around here...does it do errant ear stalagtites, too?

[Dean0408]

Christi.......Sounds like a promotion is coming your way eh? Whenever someone says they are EXCITED about a change at work........it usually means a promotion. If so, good for you Christi!!! I am sure it is very well deserved.

Nancy.......The nose hair trimmer/ear trimmer attachment is no longer available. Unfortunately, someone got lazy and attempted to use the nose trimmer attachment WITHOUT removing the lawn conversion kit......the long and short of it is, since the lawn conversion attachment is self-propelled.........he lost control of the unit..........and not only did it mow off every hair on his body........it also mowed off his nose and left ear.

It wasn't a total loss for him however........he did have a lot of hair on his back which was collected..........and sold to the "Men's Warehouse".......

They used it in manufacturing their Fall Collection of Mow Hair Suits.

Dean

[Nancy]

Oh, my! I believe I just heard a national groan!

You are a case, Dean!

Thanks for the chuckles.

Shakin' it up on the west coast...

[Dean0408]

hehe........That wasn't a national groan..........That was the sound Paula Abdul made while she was watching Prime Time last night.........had nothing to do with my joke.

Dean