This was sent to me by a friend. To all of the teachers out there, thanks!! And, for the record, I think you are underpaid!!
SICK OF THOSE HIGH PAID TEACHERS
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>I, for one, am sick and tired of those high paid
>teachers. Their hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and
>they only
>work nine or ten months a year!
>It's time we put things in perspective and pay
>them for what they do...baby-sit! We can get that for less
>than
>minimum wage.
>That's right...I would give them $3.00 dollars an
>hour and only the
>hours they worked, not any of that silly planning
>time.
>That would be 15 dollars a day.
>Each parent should pay 15 dollars a day for these
>teachers to baby-sit
>their children. Now, how many do they teach in a
>day.... maybe 25.
>Then that's 15 X 25=$375 a day.
>But remember they only work 180 days a year!
>I'm not going to pay them for any vacations. Let's
>see...
>that's 375 x180=$67,500.00
>(Hold on,! my calculator must need batteries!)
>What about those special teachers or the ones with
>master's degrees?
>Well, we could pay them minimum wage just to
>be fair. Let's round it off to $6.00 an hour. That would be
>$6
>times 5 hours times 25
>children times 180 days =$135,000.00 per year.
>Wait a minute, there is something wrong here!!!
>There sure is, duuh????!!
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