You are a loser!

Who'dda thought that you would be wearing a size 16 after the holidays when you were a size 20 before the holidays? Most people end up porkier after the holidays, but not you! You're a Member of the Medifast Gang!

In a week or two you'll be into the minus 40's! Whoop de doo!

That's FOUR bags of sugar you're no longer hauling around!
Aren'tcha all proud of Susan from Indiana?


