by LongWay2go » November 23rd, 2004, 5:19 am
Thanks Sheryl, what a thrill it will be to have you a new member of our exclusive 80# club this week! Unca, change my club status please!
We had a sort of "corporate celebration" last night (that big deal I've alluded to lately, keeping my from posting much) at a fancy-smancy restaurant in Boston. The staff was pretty miffed at me for asking they make me a "special" salad that didn't have goat cheese, roasted nuts, etc in it. I'd actually planned to have a green salad with a sprinkling of grilled chicken on it, but they didn't have chicken. None! Kobe steak, yes. Venison, yes. Exotic seafood, yes. Chicken, not one drop! So it ended up just being a relatively plain salad.
The manager actually came by and asked, rather insulted, if their food was not "good enough" for me. I explained to him that I was on a special diet and could not eat the "delicious looking" food they had on their menu then suggested he offer healthy alternatives for people who needed them. He sneered at me the rest of the night but hey, we spent $400 on that meal and I thought I should be able to order anything I wanted that was in their capacity to make!
The point of this long-winded story is that I had a horrible time finding something to wear. Same situation as before. I was digging through three closets trying to find a respectable pair of pants and shirt that I could wear to a snobby restaurant. I ended up settling for some black jeans that I've never been able to wear since I bought them. The problem was, they were HUGE and when I say huge, I mean as in at least 8 inches of open air in the waist. I literally had to hike them up to just under my chest and strap them on with a tight belt. The shirt - I had to roll the cuffs up once so my hands would stick out the bottom of the sleeve. I looked like a clown dressed me, but I didn't care! Anyway, had a great time and just wanted to share the experience.
So LW, it looks like I'll be in sweats and a tee shirt when I see you in Baltimore in a couple weeks. I don't have anything else to wear that will stay on my body! (hehe)
~Gerald
08/06/2004
on hiatus until "Vic the Vac" goes away!
WARNING: Don't try this at home, kids...
Euphoria may result!
Is this fun, or WHAT?!?