People, People,
Waterless People…
What will I EVER do with you? I think I need to come over to your house/office and inflict some SERIOUS noogies on your noggins.
First of, I SHALL not accept any GRIPES, moans, crabbing or dissing of my miraculous Medifast from any of you who avoid drinking water. You are on my list – and lemme tell ya, you are NOT on my Favorite List this morning.
You
MUST drink water. While Crystal Light, Diet pop, coffee and tea are indeedy doo fluids, they are not water.
As you burn fat, your fat cells are emptying out. Just like wood and paper burn and leave ashes, you have FLAB ASHES. If we fail to clean out our fireplace or the burn barrel, after a while they become full and really gnarly – well, Folks, that happens in essence to your Fat cells, too - we need to flush out the FLAB ASHES. DO you realize how much garbage is in the food we eat? There are preservatives, pesticides and other -ives and –cides, the likes of which I do not know and do not care to know – just trust me, there’s gross-out garbage in there and it needs to be flushed out and hosed out. Thus, drink W-A-T-E-R!
Before Medifast, I barely ever had water. I mean barely. I dragged my toothbrush thru a teensy trickle of water two – three times a day and that was my total water consumption. I even took my vitamins, estrogen, Indcin and Prednisone with coffee!
People, ya gotta drink your water….IF I could and can drink water, you CAN too. You just don’t WANT to.
Are you being
stubborn children?
Weight loss is affected by water consumption.
While coffee IS fine (I love it, I drink it – after all, I live in the NW – we have more Starbuck’s out here per capita than anywhere…), ya still gotta drink your water.
Re: Coffee DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT use that powdered corn syrup junk in your coffee or tea. Have you ever read the label on that?
Even if you are in a pinch, don’t drink it. Not even if you are desperate, don’t even use it.
You may use 1-2 TABLESPOONS of low-fat or Skim (argh! I’d rather drink mine black, thank you very much than to drink SIN milk!)
You may even have a small amount of Half and Half just watch it! I personally buy the Fat Free Half and Half for home use here at the MakeMeThinner Cottage but PLEASE NOTE: it DOES have Corn Syrup and Sugar added! It has no cholesterol and no fat but DOES have sugar…
Remember: Fat Free Products USUALLY Have corn syrup added…for some of you, having that corn syrup can get your tongue and mind into the groove of wanting more and more sugar…
You may gladly have Splenda®, Equal® or Sweet ‘N Low® but please, no sugar! Thus, we do not use that white powdered corn syrup junk – corn syrup IS sugar…
Unca, who is skinny as a rail, uses that fancy Nestle Coffee Mate® Cinnamon and Vanilla Coffee Creamer in the pot of coffee he drinks daily. IF I want to enjoy flavored coffee, I use the Sugar free Davinci® syrup and Half and Half.
Folks, drink your water.
It may not be your beverage of choice but it is needful. Just do it. Just shuddup about it and drink it. You will see a difference in your weight loss. You will help to avoid constipation problems, you will feel and look better because you are getting rid of the Flab Ashes. Drink your water.
Make a little chart and mark your water and your shakes down. I used to keep a little blue Post-It note on my desk at work and would mark down each 16 ounce bottle of water that I drank. I also have a rule I drink a bottle of water to and from the store or wherever I happen to be putzing about. My car needs fuel and so do I. You need water. Water helps to allay hunger pangs.
When we were in Baltimore last month, the first place we stopped was Wally World to buy a case of water. When we go on a plane trip, our carry-on contains a couple of bottles of water. Gotcher water?
If ya just can’t hack water at all, try adding a SMALL squeeze of lemon juice. I love Minute Maid® 100% lemon juice – it is in the frozen food section, usually near the fish – just one or two teensy drops makes your water taste real good. I also use the lemon juice on my salad. Lemon juice DOES have a few carbs in it but not THAT many unless you are consuming BOTTLES of the stuff per day.
Another note: HOT DOGS are not considered to be LEAN meat for the Lean ‘N Green…it is important to have salad or cooked veggies WITH the meat serving – we need to eat a balanced meal of protein and carbs – we do not spread out the protein and the carbs from one another- they are to be eaten together. Celery is mostly water, it does have SOME carbs but minimal so it is OK to have the three stalks of celery here and there throughout your day as needed but as a general rule do not eat your 4-5 ounces of protein without having the salad or vegetables – it is a combination meal that we eat. Otherwise you are doing the eat-all-the meat-you-can-hack diet…Medifast is a BALANCED meal replacement program – protein and carbs are just about in a 1:1 ratio except for the bars.
[Men, you get 6-7 ounces of protein. Yeah, Folks, you all need to weigh your protein portions - weigh after cooking. Don’t just eye-ball your protein portions – you are used to seeing those Biggie Size Portions and you cannot trust what you ‘think’ is the right size meat portion. Weigh it. No wonder your weight losses are not consistent.]
OK waterless People, Quit whinning! Do it and do it right!
Ok, I shall now remove my long black robe and climb down off the lectern and return to my Leopard Woman outfit.
Terry and I are going out of town for a few days – to Bend, OR to see some friends of ours and to do a Healthy Tasting – we’ll go over the Medifast Program and have them taste some of the Medifast products. They do serious workouts – I mean heavy duty stuff like ripping telephone books in half, blowing up hot water bottles, breaking bricks, etc. Maybe you’ve heard of them, they are The Freedom Team. They are anxious to try our Take Shape Bio-engineered Food.
I shall take my laptop with me and certainly will check in frequently to see how you are all doing. Unca will be keeping things under control here at the MMT Cottage. Drink your water or I’ll have to come over there and harm you! I'm outta here.