Good Friday Mornin' to ya - east coasties all the way to west coasties~
What a snort you all are! I
ya!
It's your sense of
humor and your sensibilities that keep us all on the road to Thinsville!
Well, Guido, since YOU brought up the toe piercing thought, I wanna come clean with all of you. (
Hmm..betcha that got your attention, huh? What's with a 55 year old thinner lady talkin' about a piercing of some sort....)
I have my left pinkie fingy nail pierced.
Yup, I wear a teensy little gold ring in my pinkie nail - I have for 16 years.
Guid, perhaps my pinkie nail ring may make Leopard Woman rather cool in the eyes of your teenage daughter, eh?
Sheesh! You're talkin' about goin' one further and actually having your toe pierced. I can just picture you now, Guid - The Little Piggy That Went to Market (For those of you outta the loop, that's the big 'Daddy sized' tootsie) sportin' a wide silver toe ring, studded with diamonds...soon all the kids in your neighborhood are
talkin' about the former fat guy now turned hunk who now wears a teensy belt size, shirts with flames and trendy toe rings, all because he can!
What always cracks me up is that people often
stare at it first, and then when they work up enough nerve to ask me, they say, "Oh, did
THAT hurt when you had your nail pierced?"
My reply, "
Hurt? Yikes! The pain is equal to the pain when ya clip your fingernail."
Then the inquirer will sort of
grimace and then it dawns on them - no pain involved in trimming one's nails so they
smile and slink off..."
Hah! I
to practice random acts of shock - remember, I'm livin' on the edge of all my possibilities! And you can, too!
Mike, perhaps your daughter will have to catch ya nappin; sometime and paint your toenails blue like I did to Terry and Unca (read one of my previous newsletters!) Unca always wears socks now when he's dozin' on the sofa...Drat!
Now I'll have to think of somethin' else to do to keep his life interesting.
I want him to live life on the edge, too! Hee hee.
Hey, Folks, have you tried the Cranberry Mango Punch mixed with sugar free 7 Up, or S-F Ginger ale? I don't drink much S-F stuff but I tried the Cranberry Mango Punch mixed with some of that bubbly effervesced water and I loved it!
Here's to a
SUCCESSFUL Medifast weekend - Nothing tastes as good as thin feels!