I'm so happy to announce that our dear Camille (hawaiiwhatnot) has become the FIRST customer of the web-infested Spidey's General Store!
Being the first customer, they must be a SPECIAL reward, so instead of the regular exchange of one good 'ole US dollar for each two pounds of GONE-FOREVER fat, I'm offering a one-time only exchange rate of one dollar per pound! I'll be sending the fabulous one (LW) a check in the morning to forward along to Camille.
Congratulations darlin'!!! You look INCREDIBLE!!!
~Spidey