Your turn to laugh at me. I was making my first batch of oatmeal cookies and just took them out of the oven. After I sat the pan on top of the oven I stretched and my belly stuck onto the pan.
I now have a long thin burn across my stomach very painfully reminding me that it sticks out too far.
Been there, done that, only now I have no belly that can reach the pans unless they are hanging over the edge of the stove. Granted I still have a belly, but it is certainly not 400lbs of a belly any more. Good reminder for compliance though.