Medifast: the Swimsuit Calendar
oh, yeah, baby!
before shot insets... and after shots of us in swimsuits.
action shots along the beach-- the works.
nancy could wear a leopard print bikini on the cover (to get sales going)
i can be october and paint my butt like a jackolantern
asicles can be december in a red speedo and santa hat...
you get the idea, because i'm out of them.
all profits will go to the hollywood, ca "i beat anorexia foundation."
this concept was developed by a puppy heavily medicated with painkillers and sedative. any and all trauma cause by said calendar is purely unintentional. the poster shall not be held liable for any therapy fees.