I awoke this morning to the sound of weeping and the gnashing of teeth.
I felt trembles all over my not-inconsiderable body as the true import of the step I was about to take slipped into the consciousness of my wobbly bits.
Yes, Medifast has arrived and it inspired fear and loathing in the fat cells as they realised that their days of guardians of my innermost fears were at an end! Yes, they were about to be banished to the world where no-longer-useful fat cells are banished (I believe this is a sort of a lost and found office where they lurk hoping for someone else to pick them up and put them to use again). Certainly around me whenever someone has lost weight, I have somehow 'found' it for them and kept it warm until they need it back (which, strangely never seems to happen).
Yes my friends, the emotion in those little critters was almost pitiful.
But, out out damned fat cells, your nemesis has claimed its rightful place in my affections and I shall never look back and give you slimy lumps of lard another thought. From now on MF is my dearest beloved (apart from my wife hehehehe) - ok, second dearest beloved.
So, I guess you can work out that my delivery FINALLY arrived and this morning was Day1 on MF.
Now I feel I am not cheating lurking on this board hehehehe - its full stam ahead and hasta la vista "el terrón de la grasa".
Yeah!!
kind regards