Oh, Lizabett I am so
happy to discover you here among the hallowed studio halls of
famous losers!
Already you are in the
10 Pound Club and closing in on the
20 Pound Club.
When your
60th Anniversary rolls around, you won’t be rolling down the aisles – you’ll be gliding on the arm of your very handsome Bill, 50 pounds lighter.
Yup, this will be the Diamond Anniversary and your eyes are already sparkling like diamonds. I just did the
math here,
Folks… That means Lizabett was a mere child of 16 when she and Bill were married. You absolutely do
not look your age!
That granddaughter of yours is sure cutesy wootsey – she looks a LOT like you.
You are determined, you are spunky and I like that about you – got your dress all picked out for the party?
Be sure to have the phone number of a tailor handy!
We shall soon be calling you
Lit’l Bett!