I, Nelly,
walked in the Office Kitchen and saw a big tin can full of mixed nuts. First I didn't even care. It was pretty boring compared to the daily cakes and doughnuts that usually sits on that table. Then I got bored....Really bored...decided that i didn't want a shake, I wanted just a few nuts and got a few nuts. 7 to be exact. 3 walnut pieces and 4 brazilian nuts.
Now ... I feel like like a sad NUT! I feel like I betrayed myself. I only fooled myself by eating those darn stupid nuts! So I decided to let everyone know what I did as a way of keeping myself honest.
Sorry
I'll just keep on shaking in my corner
Oh and mike...feel free to slap me with some sense!
Nelly