Okay, I obviously have too much time on my hands waiting on my shipment, but I thought everyone could use a smile, so here is a little tune I borrowed from Jimmy Buffett. Enjoy
(The melody Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, the lyrics by xwoman)
Nibblin’ on cheese cake
Watchin’ the scale break
My clothes can’t take this much strain
Zippin’ my old jeans
Broke my front porch swing
Whats a girl to do with this weight gain
Chorus:
Shakin away again in Medifastville
Searching for my lost belly button ring
Some people claim that the fat won’t fade
But I know it’s one pound at a time
I know the reason
I stayed fat all season
Nothin’ to show but this brand new fat roll
It’s kinda screwy , bought too small jeans
How to get in em I haven’t a clue
Chorus:
Shakin away again in Medifastville
Searching for my lost belly button ring
Some people claim that the fat won’t fade
But I know it’s one pound at a time
I threw out my junk food
Stepped on a treadmill
Cut my excuses to stay this darn fat
Now there’s a shake in the blender
And soon it will render
That wonderful concoction that helps me lose weight
Shakin away again in Medifastville
Searching for my lost belly button ring
Some people claim that the fat won’t fade
But I know it’s one pound at a time
And I can do it, one pound at a time
with help from these friends of mine