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Mike · by **Mike** » November 29th, 2006, 11:13 am

Following is a list of questions and responses of students to Science Exam Questions. Thanks to Diana Takenaga for sharing these in the November edition of California Classroom Science.....

Q: Name the four seasons
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, vinegar

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forgot where the sun joins in the fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts-the brainium, the boraz, and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs; and the adbominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome