Listen,
Little Sister, there are a lotta things you don't know about the Leopardy One!
That's
All Right Mama, err Jan and LovenElvis, you kids might as well
Surrender right now!
LovenElvis, no more living in
The Ghetto of negative thinking.
Some of you folks out there have
Suspicious Minds!
Come on!
You
HOPE you can lose 20 pounds by your birthday?
Sheesh? You must have a
Wooden Heart!
You need to read this MakeMeThinner Forum a lot more!
That's THREE MONTHS from now!
You can lose
two times that or possibly MORE!
With Medifast, that flab is not
Stuck On You forever!
Like a
Hound Dog we will be sure you follow your plan and you will be
All Shook Up when you slip on your
Blue Suede Shoes and
birthday dress.
You'll look in the mirror and say to yourself,
I Can't Help Falling in Love!
Who knows?
Perhaps you'll be humming,
Viva Las Vegas as you prepare for your party!
Once your friends and family see you, they'll be singing,
Rock-a-hula, Baby! to you on your birthday this year!
Yep, stick to the program faithfully and your current weight will merely be
Memories of your former self.
The Last Farewell from
Your Teddy Bear