when i was larger (sad to think i could have been since i'm still so big) i used to combat discomfort with humor. ok, i still do.
i remember one time this guy kept looking at me funny.
so i asked, "does my ass make these jeans look big?"
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by alpha femme » June 23rd, 2006, 1:16 pm
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by wildtrk » June 23rd, 2006, 1:33 pm
My favorite to use is...hey I'm in shape...round's a shape.
327/247/199
MF Start Date 4/14/06
10# - 4/26 40# - 5/25 70# - 7/27
20# - 5/04 50# - 6/18 80# - 8/31
30# - 5/15 60# - 7/1
New Start Date 1/22/10
Starting weight 355/345/199
10# - 2/2/10
"How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously.
MF Start Date 4/14/06
10# - 4/26 40# - 5/25 70# - 7/27
20# - 5/04 50# - 6/18 80# - 8/31
30# - 5/15 60# - 7/1
New Start Date 1/22/10
Starting weight 355/345/199
10# - 2/2/10
"How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously.
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by dede4wd » June 23rd, 2006, 8:29 pm
I LOVED that one!
I had so many self-depricating jokes that made fun of my weight. I always tried to pre-empt any odd looks I was getting with a joke to lighten the mood!
Keep em coming! I'll think of some of mine!
DeDe
I had so many self-depricating jokes that made fun of my weight. I always tried to pre-empt any odd looks I was getting with a joke to lighten the mood!
Keep em coming! I'll think of some of mine!
DeDe
Age: 37 Ht: 5'10"
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by MusicalMomma Reloaded » June 24th, 2006, 5:28 am
"I'm not over weight, I'm under tall!"
"I thought I lost 15 pounds till I looked back and it was right 'behind' me"
"Hey, I am at my ideal weight! *if I were 6'7!"
"I thought I lost 15 pounds till I looked back and it was right 'behind' me"
"Hey, I am at my ideal weight! *if I were 6'7!"
~Joyce~
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