Jeanette wrote:This has been difficult for me, and it has made me want to go back to my old ways of eating, but I keep thinking of Guido knocking on my door with an uzi in his arms saying "Fugeddaboudit!" And that is enough to keep me on the straight and narrow
Hang on, be right with you, I am on the phone w/ Southwest.
SW: Yes Mr. Guido we do fly non stop to Indiana.
Guido: Good thing for you.
SW: Shall I book you now Mr. Guido?
Guido: No, Jeanette is still on the straight and narrow at the moment.
SW: Indiana appears to be a hick town, Mr. Guido, there is pleanty of seating.
Guido: Do they have cars, color TV's and flushing toilets in Indy?
SW: Mr. Guido, I can't answer this, as I have never been to Indy.
Guido: Do I need to call a couple of pipe thumpers to your terminal for clarification?
SW: One second Mr. Guido (pause) Your in luck Mr. Guido, color TV's and auto's are something new in Indy, they appear to have just come out of the dark ages.
Guido: Ok, keep my booking open, she is OK now, but might need a visit from "da-cement-chooz" if she stray's
SW: o-o-o-ok mmmmrrrrr Guido. dddooone (shaky voice)
Well Jeanette, you appear to be safe now..... No visit from Guido anytime soon!
We now resume your regularly scheduled Medi-programming.
-Mike