The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

I live in orange county, the land of the beautiful. Most of the girls here are very skinny and have perfect bodies. I went to the beach on saturday, and so many of them were running around in skimpy bikinis. Now, in the past, when I have been at the beach and seen that, I would have gone home and sat on the couch and ate a bag of chips and sulk because I want ...

: One womans views on aging!

Time Changes Everything....


I used to have Saturday Night Fever... Now I just have Saturday
Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she
buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's
not as sharp as it used to be.

Know ...

Seeing as this board pretty much covers the entire US... Do you want to depart from East or West Coast? Or does it matter?

Has anyone heard from DeDe? I e-mailed her the other day and have not heard a word. Its not like her.

Getting to Know You Questionaire with a few more interesting questions...
Answer and post, if you dare...

1. FIRST NAME? Carmel

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not anyone, but a place: Carmel,CA, my parents' favorite city. (Thank God they weren't partial to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan!)

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Last night. Watching "Rudy" for the umpteenth time!

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Printing, yes...cursive, not so much.

5. WHAT IS YOUR ...

Mad Wife Disease
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet ...

This is hillarious!! I got it from a girlfriend today. I hope ya'll laugh as much as I did!

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. ...

This was sent to me by a friend. To all of the teachers out there, thanks!! And, for the record, I think you are underpaid!!

SICK OF THOSE HIGH PAID TEACHERS
>
>
>I, for one, am sick and tired of those high paid
>teachers. Their hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and
>they only
>work nine or ten months a year!
>It's time we put things in perspective and pay
>them for what they ...

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH



This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have chocolate
(more than once but less ...

In lieu of the cruise on the Medifast direct board. Do we still want to look into a cruise for members and friends/family of this board only? We can work out the details later.