SO... I work in a commercial building with about 40 day time employees. I was in the lu peeing (as most of you are are fully aware of) as I do 20 times a day. Just so happens that the bathrooms are right outside of the magnificent kitchen. As I am washing up (yes I do wash my hands) I hear overthe PA the Operator announce:
"Attention all employees, there is PIE in the kitchen" ...