Woke up yesterday morning thinking I had something stuck in my eye. Went to the doctor, turns out I've got viral conjunctivitis (basically, a nasty headcold with pinkeye). I'd been fighting off the cold since last weekend, and yesterday it finally manifested in my eye.
Here's the problem I'm facing today (well, in addition to a painful blurry eye and generally feeling like crud). I'm HUNGRY. I had my orange shake when I woke up ...