So I finally got sick up hiking up my size 16 jeans and hit a thrift store for some mid-way clothes. I pulled a 14 off the rack and (just for fun) a 12. The 14 fit, but was a little loose. I tried the 12 and was shocked, SHOCKED I say, when they actually slid over my hips! I had to stifle the hysterical giggling as I stared at the mirror. I honestly cannot ...