I know this should probably be in Lean Cuisine, but thought I'd put it here just to be rebellious and difficult.
I'd sing for you an Ode to Medifast Vanilla Pudding, but it'd take my attention away from the rapture and force me to focus on such mundane elements as rhyme and tempo. No, no.
I'm tellin' ya, just like the chocolate pudding saved me in Month 2, and the mint chocolate crack spurred me ...