NSV #1: I have a LAP!
Understand, now, that 5' 4" and over 300 lbs, I DIDN'T have a lap!
So, normally, previously, when we were at church, I'd lay my Bible next to me and write kind of on my belly...typical obese note-taking posture.
We were in church, taking in the sermon, and I stretched. And in the middle of the stretch, it hit me--
My Bible was laid open on my LAP! And ...