The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

[Diana]

A friend sent these to me -- enjoy!! (No doubt we can think of more!)

D A R N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to heck for up to 8 full hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that renders preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to gesture rudely to other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in a confined environment.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a significant other, provides the same irritation level as nagging.

[sidrah]

You think high school teachers can use St. Momma's Wort and achieve the same effect? If you get an affirmative on that, let me know, will ya?

Me, sometimes --------->>

[Arklahoma]

Love these!!!

[JeepGirl]

I'm gonna need that St. Momma's Wort if August 7th doesnt get here soon

[Mike]

You think high school teachers can use St. Momma's Wort and achieve the same effect? If you get an affirmative on that, let me know, will ya?

Me, sometimes --------->>

I don't know, but as middle school teachers, Diana and I will give it a shot.