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My New Diet....

Postby mellowmom » January 26th, 2007, 9:14 am

The following program was passed on to me by a "friend". I can't swear to the veracity of the story, butt, I think there's a lesson to be learned here about "fad" diets... ;)

Just the laugh you need today---

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lilly and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog..... ... Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Horrified, she asked if something in
the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
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Re: My New Diet....

Postby Mike » January 26th, 2007, 10:47 am

mellowmom wrote:I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lilly and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog..... ... Duh!


Here's your sign!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Hilarious. Thanks Carmel.
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Postby GucciGoo » January 26th, 2007, 10:58 am

LOL! I have actually met some characters in Wal Mart!
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Postby Seaside » January 26th, 2007, 11:50 am

:lol: I love it! Thanks for the laugh!
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Postby DonicaB » January 26th, 2007, 12:25 pm

Carmel~ That is so funny. :roflmao: I can't wait to pass that on to some of my friends. Thanks for sharing it.

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Postby hulagirlfromhawaii » January 26th, 2007, 2:23 pm

I don't have words!!!! Just to let you know, my water came shooting out of my nose while reading, drinking and then laughing!!! You are too much, I love it! :laughlaugh:
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Postby dede4wd » January 26th, 2007, 2:26 pm

I got that e-mail last week, was laughing my heiney off!

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Postby bikipatra » January 26th, 2007, 2:46 pm

Now if I did something like that my psychiatrist would say I was acting out and being inappropriate again and up my meds even more! But I bet you had a great time!
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Postby Sojourner » January 26th, 2007, 3:18 pm

Woof!!
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Postby FertileMyrtle » January 31st, 2007, 8:13 pm

Similar to when people ask me if my twins girls are both mine......
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