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More humor....

Postby Marseilles » December 8th, 2004, 10:49 am

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

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Postby Carrie » December 8th, 2004, 10:53 am

LOL, there's a bottle of tequila at my place I wouldn't mind finishing off right now...... Guess it'll have to wait a while longer.
Now: 2/5/07: 233.6/220.0/145
1st time: 3/1/04, from 266.5 to 195.4
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