On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me........a shake that made me go pee.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me....2 oatmeal packets and a shake that made me go pee.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me....3 soy based crackers........2 oatmeal packets........and a shake that made me go pee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....4 plastic shakers........3 soy based crackers..........2 oatmeal packets........and a shake that made me go pee.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.........5 pounds off my gut...........
4 plastic shakers..........
3 soy based crackers.........
2 oatmeal packets.........
And a shake that make me go pee!