Raccoons?
I need someone to come out here to the MakeMeThinner Cottage back yard and git the
'coons that are doing their wild animal thang here. They scarfed all the polywogs out of the back pond and tore up the lily pads, knocked the bird feeder and windchimes outta the tree and for the lst two weeks have been circling the big pond where the koi and goldfish live.
We had backyard carnage right here
in the 'burbs.
The
neighbor cat atttacked and dragged some of the little cotton tailed bun-buns from their nest under the geraniums and near the rhubarb off to maul them and harm them permanently...
I have roadkill in our back yard.
Poor Unca has been sleeping on the patio on the chaise to keep his
out for Rocky, Rose and the three little 'coonettes...
Cajun, eh? Can ya cajunize the coons in our backyard?