Unca! No fair! My 'puter is wonky!!!
You know full well that this

thing is moving like a slug on a salty sidewalk and I'm not kidding!
I poke the keys, type the words, the 'puter thinks about it, the hamsters inside the box roam around and several moments (and we are not talking nanoseconds here but 10 seconds later), a chunk of words appear.
My computer is out of

memory and nobody carries the kinda

memory my lappy requires,
my iPaq phone/computer not only crashed but totally

croaked yesterday ---

Folks, if an emotional

eatage episode erupted for me, this is the time it could occur but I am choosing to let my cranium win and not my nibbly-wantin' to grab fingers or the

evil voices inside that say,
"Go ahead a bag of m&ms the size of your buns won't hurt you..."

I will NOT let the m&ms win....
