Ms. Nancy......looks like Carbshateme is in the 20 pound club.......can she be moved please
Carbshateme wrote:Tee hee.. thanks Heather and Strawberry!
Heather, regarding LAME Bryant, OK, so, we have the LB store, which is NOT affiliated with the LB Catalogue... my question, which is WORSE?
The LB Catalogue sells weird polyester tiger print mumu things with crochet necklines. And nifty 90% polyester , 10% spandex seafoam green "designer" lounging outfits, just in case you really need to look like a fat stalk of celery.. or something. And let's not forget their "novelty print dresses" with pictures of things like kittens wearing sunhats and COTTAGES screen-printed on them, because nothing screams "sex appeal" like wearing a dress with a picture of a freaken' HOUSE on it!
The LB store sells what I like to refer to as "Hipster hoochie" clothes, because if you want to be a "stylish" plus size woman you MUST wear halter tops and miniskirts -- I don't know about you, but I LOVE showing off my knee flab and the stretch marks on my upper arms! Oh boy!
I enjoy terrorizing my husband with the LB, Jessica London and Romans catalogue (Because you know if you get one in the mail, you get all THREE! That's right, triple the ugliness to choose from!!!) by cutting out the ugliest outfit I can find and drawing hearts all over it and arrows reading "Oooh! I want this! GORGEOUS!" and tacking it to my 'fridge. He is never as amused as I am.
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