Well folks.........I really feel like I'm on the last leg of this surgery journey......or at least the PRE-surgery part. Yesterday was my pre-op appt with the PS (plastic surgeon). It was in fact a total waste of my time. She absolutely said nothing to me that she had not said to me during my very first visit. If I had not shown up with a list of questions we would have had no conversation. I know surgeons are short on conversation and more on action.......but I expected her to have a packet of information with at least FAQs and instructions for after care.......nada......zippo.......zilch!
Q: What should I bring to the hospital?
A: nothing......I will provide the binding garment.
Now does that mean really bring NOTHING? No clean panties or clothes or ANYTHING?? She didn't even tell me I need to buy some cheapo panties to deal with the drains and bleeding that are coming.
Q: Will I have a catheter?
A: yes and you will have it until the next morning.
Excellent answer. NOBODY wants to get up to pee the night after that kind of surgery.....especially since my DH can't stay with me.
Q: How many drains and when do they come out?
A: 2 and the following Thursday.
Q: When can I shower?
A: Not until the following Thursday after the drains come out EWW
Q: Can I have the anesthesiologist do my IV?
A: Yes......I can see you have no veins.
Q: Can I have some valium for my nerves due to the issue of my IV?
A: yes....I'll write you a script (while she looked at me funny)
Q: Do I need ice packs or anything special to take care of myself at home?
A: No
Q: Is there anything to do to care for my scar?
A: No
Q: Should I use any special cleanser such as Hibi-cleanse the day of surgery? (My best friend who is a nurse said yes)
A: No
Q: Do I need to take my acrylic nails off?
A: Yes
(Now what if I hadn't asked this question?)
Q: Is there a parking garage nearby that I am allowed to use when we come back to get my drains out so I don't have to use the Metro that is 6 blocks away?
A: Yes there is one in this building and one across the street.
(shocked again she didn't tell me this)
I'm really shocked at this answer. I'm really shocked at this point that I am having to ASK all of these questions and that NONE of this was routine for her to just TELL ME.
Now ladies and gentlemen I am assuming at this point that the nurses at the hospital are going to tell me how to take care of myself at home.......and the doctor who discharges me (which won't be her..she has something to do with her mother that day) will give me instructions......but doesn't she realize I am a planner and organizer and this last minute crappola doesn't float very well with me??
Oh Oh...here's a big question.......
Q: How much weight will this take off?
A: About TWO POUNDS!!
What the heck?? Is she serious?? She's talking about taking off the rest of my stomach and she thinks it's about TWO FREAKING POUNDS!! Is she nuts?? My scales say I have 15lbs to go to goal and there is NO WAY that this big blob on the front of me is just 2 freaking lbs!! Needless to say we'll have to wait and see how that develops.
She didn't talk to me about swelling and what to expect or any expectations whatsoever. She did tell me that she is going to tie my stomach muscles down as tight as possible without it compromising my recovery. She said the surgery will not affect my back at all, and I was wishing that it would. I have these two little poochey things at my waste She just acted like I was going to look "GREAT" and my belly button would be fine and that was about all she thought I needed to know I guess.
So..........mother-in-law shows up Saturday night......going to King's Dominion on Sunday.....4th of July cookout with neighbors on Monday....take my son to church camp earlier that day.......work on Tuesday and Wednesday......pick up my son from camp on thursday......pack the "nothing" I'll take to the hospital......go to D.C. to spend the night Thursday night (leaving my baby for the night for the first time in 16 months)....be at the hospital 5:45 a.m. Friday morning.....surgery at 7:45......discharged by 10:00 a.m. Saturday morning and back home
I may think of more as time goes on but for now this is all I know. I will be showing my DH and MIL how to post here for after surgery so you'll all know I WOKE UP I'm worried about that by the way.
Better get to work. 9 folks to see at the jail today and that won't be pretty. Continue to pray that I won't injure any WHINEY probationers or my CHILDREN or my DH over the next two weeks......it's iffy folks LILMSTEXAS is STRESSED OUT TO THE MAX...WARNING...WARNING>>>
Have an awesome 4th of July weekend everybody. Make a promise to yourself that you will not be the one coming on here Tuesday to complain and freak out over cheating on MONDAY The 4th of July is INDEPENDENCE DAY!! Let's all celebrate our INDEPENDENCE from FOOD and POOR HEALTH and FLAB!!
CHEERS everybody!!
Christi