Martha, Martha, Martha...
I think Leopard Woman needs to come back there for a visit, wearing her
Nurse Sternfinger uniform,
waving her finger at you...
I'd be able to
snore a lot better tonight if you would call up your doc about the wooziness and the pluggage pro-blem-mo you're having, Darlin'.
Straining is
NOT good any time, especially after eye surgery...
I am going to copy something here for you, Folks from a previous writing of mine. I do hope it will be of value to you, Martha.
I’d like to address some things that may be helpful for you.
The
dreaded “C” can occur in the early stages for people on the full fast. Medifast is virtually a vitamin premix and the body utilizes nearly
all that it consumes, leaving very little waste by-products.
Our products do contain fiber but for some of us, it seems to not be quite as much as we would like!
I know from which I speak as I was on shakes only for three months. I thought I was
gonna die…
(once I started having Creamy Broccoli Soup and a bag of crackers, that helped somewhat.)
It is really important to drink a
lot of water.
Exercise and increased fluid intake can help if you have hard poopage.
The oatmeal is helpful as it does have some bulk.
The Medifast Plus for Women’s Health has a little bit of hiney helper in it. (Natural fiber)
Having a daily small green salad is a good idea because it provides something for the stomach to digest and then it moves on down…
Then there is everyone’s
Grandma’s favorite toddy: into a glass of water mix 1-2 teaspoons of smooth-textured Metamucil
over the lips and over the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!
Some clients use
stool softeners as they are
not habit forming like some laxatives can be.
Now let me say one more thing here, and please know this is
strictly off the record (as much as something on the www can be ‘off the record’). This is
NOT part of the Medifast protocol.
I had the
Big “C” a lot and I was
MOST miserable.
Trust me, ask Terry, A
cranky
Leopard Woman is not a beautiful thing.
Even though I was on the full fast – all Medimeals and virtually no regular food I ate
one (1) Wasa cracker every few days.
Wasa is usually sold in the cracker or the Diet Food section of most markets.
It tastes like cardboard.
It is rough – sheesh!
You could get a serious cracker burn on your
tongue and throat if you don’t have a
glass of water nearby to wash it down.
I scarfed the Wasa with a cup of Medifast
Fast Soup – I rather liked to experience the luxury of dunkage with my Wasa into the
Robust Tomato.
I personally think that for people going on the Complete Program for weight loss,
a small green salad with a small amount of low-fat salad dressing (olive oil or canola oil) is a good way to go.
Particulary if you are female and in your forties and above.
People on the Complete or Full Fast Proram, MUST be under the strict supervision of a physician.
People on the Complete Meal Replacement Program, eating no regular foods for a substantial amount of time
MUST follow the transition program exactly right.
See my November 2003 Newsletter for the 'how to do transition' instructions.
http://www.makemethinner.com/newsletter/medifast-november-newsletter.htm
If a person who is on the Complete Medifast Weight Loss Program and has no regular foods and then porks out - and this is what some of you are wont to do -
you are now on notice: you can wreak
MAJOR problems with your gallbladder.
You may have to take a
trip to the urgent care clinic if you
pork-out after having had a very low fat, low calorie eating plan for a period of time and then dump a load of fat down there.
The gallbladder is the little organ that deals with fat and helps your liver.
When you are not sending fatty foods down there for it to process, it gets
lazy and sludgy in there. So if you snarf down something greasy and fatty and all that FAT shows up on the front porch of the gallbladder,
it freaks out, as it just cannot handle that much grease all of a sudden so it let's you know it is
NOT HAPPY...
I have addressed this issue in previous posts and I do not wish to have you all start a new thread about this subject. So please do a search using the little button at the top of the page.
Enough said, just consider this fair warning.
I am not a physician and therefore I am not able to diagnose, treat or provide therapy.
But I
DO care about my peeps, and I want ya to do the right thing, 'cuz I love ya!
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