WOWSA!!!
This reads like a joke! (and then... and THEN...) I think the most waist-healthy thing you did was the bit with the stranger!
Ok, yes, you CAN start fresh... I'm going to be doing that myself very soon too.
One thing I have learned from my goof was WINE IS THE ENEMY (or alcohol in general).
Once you have a drink or two, eh, Medifast Schmedifast. Who cares? Life is for living! Toss those nasty restrictions to the wind! Carpe diem! Carpe tiramisu!
And then, if you're not careful, you find yourself all the way back at the beginning. Or even further back. (Again, my personal experience.) Seems like a whole lot of tough love that can be avoided.
Wine = BAD. Dutch Chocolate MF Shake = Good.
New day, new beginnings! The only spirits you should be having are the Yeeha-I-lost-another-pound high spirits!