The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

[LongWay2go]

Ok, I just realized someone must have broken into my house and stole my stuff! I'm missing two very important things that took me years to build! One is my "tv tray" that I used to eat on in front of the TV every night. The other is a handmade bag that I carried my important stuff around in.

Both were actually the same thing. My big belly served as a TV tray for years. I could actually sit a plate on it and eat that way. The "bag" was also my belly that I carried around important fat, for "when the famine came". I realized this was missing recently when I looked at some family photos and realized that my nephews were sitting on my knees instead of on top of my belly, because it hid my knees!

Where's my stuff?!?


~Spidey

[Unca_Tim]

It's the Medi-thieves!!!!

Careful Spidey...they're also known for stealing spare tires, love handles, and double chins!

Warning: If you live in a high rise, they've also been seen lowering blood pressure and cholesterol.


Unca

[LongWay2go]

LOL Anyone know the number for AAA???

~Spidey

[explorthis]

Anyone know the number for AAA???

Yup = AAAAAAAAAAAA-Ain’t it a great feeling? I am so glad for you, just remember, EVERYDAY it gets better!!!

Yeeeeeeeeehaw for Spidey!

-Mike

[hawaiiwhatnot]

Spidey! Not you too!

The fat bandit took 6" from my chest, 2 1/4" from my upper arms, 6 3/4" from my waist, 5" from my thighs, 3" from my calves, and 9 3/4" from my hips! The junk in my trunk is gone!!!

I hear the fat bandit used to understudy the tooth fairy but started this separate racket cause there's more job security -

I know where you can find what you've lost though. It's all pawned off on other people on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Just look around, you'll recognize people wearing your old stuff.

Camille

[fedup]

Hey, but I bet that fat bandit was one of those "nice" thieves who left something behind to replace the stuff he took....

like my fat bandit left behind energy, self-confidence and pride! (plus he threw in some "wind" that I used to lose just going up the steps!)

[LongWay2go]

Camille is SO right, and Christy - always a positive and clever comment!

LOL

~Spidey

[Nancy]

Woo Hoo! Spidey, you will actually be able to use a laptop computer now that the lap is back!

Medifast keeps the Fat Fairy away!


NOTHING tastes as good as hearing about everyone's success. I have tears in me eyes...

Getting smaller is HUGE!

[LongWay2go]

Thanks LW, thin, fabulous LW! I just posted over in roll call about the trouble I had last night finding clothes to fit for a dinner party last night. It looks like I'll be in sweat pants and a tee shirt when I see you in Baltimore in a couple of weeks. Nothing else will stay on me! LOL

~Spidey

[purplepansy]

Guys this is just what I needed, a post like this to get my flabby butt in gear. Thanks to all of you purple~

[LongWay2go]

hehe

On behalf of all, you're welcome, Purple!

~GeeGee

[hawaiiwhatnot]

Purple,

Christy was right. Since the fat bandit understudied the tooth fairy, he steals away the inches and pounds, but leaves behind the greatest thoughts of self confidence, happiness, sense of accomplishment, peace, and well-being under your pillow that rise right up and into your brain overnight. The fat bandit has been very very good to me.

Camille