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[mellowmom]

: One womans views on aging!

Time Changes Everything....


I used to have Saturday Night Fever... Now I just have Saturday
Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she
buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's
not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. <--(Been there done that!)

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose some body
parts are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your
coffeemaker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life!
Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at
our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For
fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age..
But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your
inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up

[JKSRN]

Been there, am there.....ho hum!
Joan

[Sojourner]

Guess what I got in the mail today?
An invitation to join AARP.
That is not even remotely funny.
I'm only 44, dammit!
The letter stated that to be eligible one
must be 50 years of age or older, so it was
apparently a mistake that it was sent to me.........
still, it was a little disconcerting to see my name
on a freakin' AARP envelope!

[jump4joy]

Brace yourself, Sojourner....the slide from the mid-forties to the Evil 50 is blindingly FAST. I'm still in denial and shock that it's only five months away. I will NOT go gently into the night (or gloom) of 50, but am kicking and screaming about it even now. Say it AIN'T SO that you can join the AARP at 50! <huge sigh!>

Sorry to you 50 and over folks...I'm just not taking this well.

Joy

[JKSRN]

Just their humorous way of preparing you for the future, Sojourner, they need their 12 bucks a year membership fee!! Better suggestion: stay young, no matter what your age is!!!
Joan

[wildtrk]

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up

Nahh...they got little blue pills that help with that now.

[JKSRN]

Wouldn't ya just know that Mr. Turkey picked up(no pun intended, well, maybe) on that, Carmel?!!!
Joan

[mellowmom]

Yup.. it's hard to slide those double entendres past the ol' Turkeymeister!

[Sojourner]

I heard that hospitals use that little blue pill on male burn patients.
It keeps the sheets off their skin.