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ladyhawke · by **ladyhawke** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:04 pm

I saw one last night:

Don't Make Me Release the Flying Monkeys!

I LMAO..anyone have any good ones?

ascicles · by **ascicles** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:21 pm

My favorite is one that I've only seen once, it says "Thanks for taking the time to read my bumper sticker, now f**k off."

My least favorite is one that my neighbor has. It says "I saved lives today, what did YOU do?" along with a paramedic symbol. It just seems really smug and I always want to write on her car when I notice it.

alohacate · by **alohacate** » August 3rd, 2006, 5:40 pm

PETA
PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS

Denise · by **Denise** » August 3rd, 2006, 5:55 pm

Visualize Whirled Peas!

jump4joy · by **jump4joy** » August 3rd, 2006, 8:52 pm

"Hire a teenager while he/she still knows EVERYTHING"

Joy :lol:

Mike · by **Mike** » August 3rd, 2006, 8:55 pm

Denise wrote::D Visualize Whirled Peas!

I've noticed that one... it made me chuckle.
The last one to make me really laugh was the one Di and I noticed (and its funny to us because my wife is)... it said: but, but, but I'm the Princess. :mrgreen:

dede4wd · by **dede4wd** » August 3rd, 2006, 9:06 pm

I have a flying monkeys t-shirt!

DeDe

Aerie · by **Aerie** » August 4th, 2006, 4:51 am

My other car is up my nose.

SharonR · by **SharonR** » August 4th, 2006, 6:49 am

alohacate wrote:PETA
PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS

love that

Tankie · by **Tankie** » August 4th, 2006, 10:35 am

My fav has always been one that was on an ex's car.....

Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus

It was so completely over the top.....

Amy

supermom · by **supermom** » August 4th, 2006, 5:14 pm

I have one that says "My kid beat up your honor student" No, my kids aren't violent, I just hate those "My child is an honor student at ....."

MISSANNE · by **MISSANNE** » August 4th, 2006, 8:16 pm

My redneck ex-husband has one that says "who cares of your kids an honor studentr, my kid rodeos" How proud i am! NOT!

Another funny one I have seen says "my kid was student of the month at North Hall Boys correctional center"

BamaBabe · by **BamaBabe** » August 16th, 2006, 9:17 am

Tee hee... just ran across this thread! I love smarty-pants bumper stickers! :lol:

Some more funnies:

"I'M NO LONGER WITH STUPID"
"I GO FROM "0" to "B@#!" IN 2.5 SECONDS"
"I'M RETIRED - GO AROUND ME"
"PMS ON BOARD"
"BEER: HELPING WHITE GUYS DANCE SINCE 1842"
"YOUR KID'S AN HONOR STUDENT - BUT YOU 'RE A MORON"
"SURE I KNOW JACK SH@# - I DIVORCED HIM"
"YOUR PROCTOLOGIST CALLED - HE FOUND YOUR HEAD"
"OUT OF MY MIND - BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES"
"I BRAKE FOR... OH SH@#! NO BRAKES!"

TheShadow · by **TheShadow** » August 16th, 2006, 2:56 pm

Horn broken - watch for finger!

Don't laugh, at least it's paid for!

Faster than a speeding ticket...

Hang up and Drive!

Sojourner · by **Sojourner** » August 16th, 2006, 3:23 pm

My dog is smarter than your honor student.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

It is better to have loved and lost than to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!

And my absolute fave that almost made me pee my pants when I saw it:
Shooting an old man in the face is probably the LEAST EVIL thing Dick Cheney has ever done.

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