by Nancy » July 14th, 2005, 9:20 am
Dear SableBaby ~
Thou has chosen wisely!
Only we know ourselves best. I have several clients that entrust their beloved bars to a kid, a wife or a husband to dole out one at a time on a daily basis.
I have one man that I have personally put on restriction - I will not allow him to order more than one box of Crunchy Lemon Bars at a time and no more than four boxes of bars per month.
When a person is on maintenance, most can have two per day but if a person is really serious about getting the lard out, then one per day or one every couple of days is the limit.
Maybe I shouldn't tell you this but the peanut butter, choc divine, and caramel nut are really good frozen...
Perhaps we ought to send the MakeMeThinner surveillance Team to your hoe to monitor your bar scarfage...you know, police sirens, emergency alarms wail, screeching whistles are emitted and air horns blast your eyebrows and arm hairs off and the lights flicker like strobes when the second bar wrapper is loosened...
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels...
The Formerly FLABulous and Now very Fabulous
Nancy Pettit
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