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Postby Nancy » February 16th, 2006, 4:09 pm

Hi, Folks ~

This is from our special :heart: Falisamarie...she sent it to me to brighten my day and it made the Leopardy One snort and :roflmao: giggle...


A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday..................

Thanks, Falisamarie!
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels...
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Postby Soon2bFitSonja » February 16th, 2006, 5:13 pm

This is just too funny :roflmao: Thanks for sharing.
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Postby MusicalMomma » February 16th, 2006, 5:18 pm

LOL!!!! Too Funny!!!! :laughlaugh:
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Postby cydj21 » February 16th, 2006, 7:34 pm

:bouncieball:

:oops: No more funny jokes when I've just finished my 100oz of water for the day! :laughlaugh:

Lisa, that was a great joke! Nancy thanks for sharing it with all of us!
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Postby stelar » February 16th, 2006, 8:21 pm

Funny! My dh enjoyed it too!
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