The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

[hawaiiwhatnot]

The government will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products will now be labeled: no fat; low fat; reduced fat; and fat, but great personality.

[Lois]

How 'bout "Fat.....but she has such a pretty face!?"

hugs,

Lois

[hawaiiwhatnot]

Before MF...

"I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire." Author Unknown

[NikkiNix]

I'M A PROFESSIONAL FURNITURE MOVER EVERY TIME I GET UP OUT OF A CHAIR IT STICKS TO MY BEHIND AND THE CHAIR MOVES WITH ME.

NIKKI

[hawaiiwhatnot]

FRIEND, DO YOU SUFFER FROM AN OVERACTIVE FORK? DON'T WEIGHT! DIET NOW!
--Dan Worona

[hawaiiwhatnot]

If you hang your swimsuit
On the refrigerator door,
The goodies inside
Will be easier to ignore.


~The Quote Garden

[explorthis]

RELISH TODAY. CATCHUP TOMORROW.

CAUTION: HUNGRY DIETER MAY BITE IF PROVOKED.

A DIET IS WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO TO SOME LENGTH TO CHANGE YOUR WIDTH.

Lastly:
TAKE CHARGE, DON'T BE LARGE.

-Mike

[hawaiiwhatnot]

These folks must not be drinking enough water as that effects your concentration and focusing ability:

Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

....Feeling smarter yet?

[hawaiiwhatnot]

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"Lord, if you can't make me thin, make my friends look fat."

Erma Bombeck
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[SusannaRosannaDanna]

Ohhhh what a great thread!
Camille I think the pantyhose-on-fire quote is also Erma Bombeck!

Susanna

[Nancy]

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-

[Nancy]

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

~ Elayne Boosler ~

[Lois]

I AM "in shape".......ROUND is a SHAPE!

[hawaiiwhatnot]

I went to the doctor last week. He told me to take all my clothes off. Then he said, "You'll have to diet." I said, "What color?"

KEN DODD

[hawaiiwhatnot]

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology".
The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors".
This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
No go.
So they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics".
Thumbs down again.
So they tried "<snip>language - mr. snippy</snip>"
Still not good.
So they tried "Minds and Behinds".
Unacceptable again.
So they tried "<snip>language - mr. snippy</snip>".
Still no go.
Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "<snip>language - mr. snippy</snip>" "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons" work either.
So they finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends"