So, ok. I knew I was going out to dinner w/ girlfriends last night so decided to have the 5:1 plan. I ate all 5 medimeals before going out as we were not leaving until 6:30. So far so good. I am driving to be designated driver since no alcohol allowed. Ok, so far so good. I decided due to my stomach ache last time I went out to have the simplest salad on the menu. So far so good.
The food comes. I am reminding myself constantly to eat slowly. So far so good. 2 bites of lettuce, about 3 bites of chicken. Eat, drink water, eat drink water. Then it happened!
"oh my Gosh - is that thing MOVING!" This the scream of my friend across the table.
Now, I know I have a snails pace metabolism and I know I have been praying to eat slowly like a snail - but did the Medifast gods HAVE to send a visual reminder to me???? You guessed it - right there crawling out of my salad greens (luckily on the FAR side of the plate from where I was chewing - came a snail! 3" long - shell about the size of a half dollar!!!
Ok, you can imagine the rest. We laughed until I thought I would die. The manager, tons of waiters, and other interested people all came over and were so apologetic. They were great about it. The entire table had a free meal and they sent us home w/ cheesecake in boxes for our families. I have not had one snitch
So, I did not do well on my mediplan yesterday as I did not get the alloted amts of lean/green in, but I think you can understand that my appetite was shot! Friends, be careful what you pray for - it may show up in living color!
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p.s. to protect the name of the establishment we love I will not divulge where we were.
p.p.s. We named it "Iris" after the IRS since it was tax day!