by Maisy » April 10th, 2008, 3:25 am
Oh yeah GREAT POSTURE...not! You guys are seriously twisted...I so like that in a person! I bought my girlfriend and I suits on ebay, what the heck, we are two life long friends, the last time we went out big was New Year's 91, she was a size 12 I was a 9. The suits 2x (hers) 3X mine. I don't care, I am going to Jamaica, I am fat and I am going to have a ball.
The coconuts, she has an awards dinner that is black tie, I have a great black dress I will bring and GOD forbid, I will wear one of the under the boob, full cinch girdle things. If that is not friendship I don't know what is. The coco's will be up then....first time in...uh...20 years! I am with Dolly, I just need to have married a platic surgeon, which I did not, or have googles of money, which I do not.
I have done a TON of reading on the shellfish, I am not convinced, I guess there can be other toxins in such high quanity that that can make you react also. I have decided I will try a crab night with a side of benadryl in a month or so, just to be sure. I could just see an allergist, but then of he says I am allergic I will never have crab again, so this way I know I will have it one more time! How soon we forget we puke.
Okay, truth , how many have drank way too much one night in our youth, puked, taking up a whole new religion, promising God and the porcelain gods ANYTHING just to stop puking? It goes something like this, OHHHHHHI promise I will NEVER (retch) drink _________fill in the blank, if I just stop (retch) puking...uuuhhhggghgghhhh ackkk. Okay, did ya keep the promise? Nope! In 24 hours I went from I will never touch seafood to , okay, I will never have shrimp again, or lobster or anything else, BUT I WANT CRAB! Darn it I moved to Savannah for it!
But first...um how about losing weight? What a thought. Well I am off to torture someone in their journal, OC, OWTO, Sojo..Katie, everyone else, I am off to offer support.